He got pulled over and the guard sighed heavily. He said, "I'm about to clock off, and don't fancy doing any more paperwork,so I'll tell you what. If you can give me an excuse that I've never heard before, then you're off the hook." The man thought hard, and eventually said, "Well you see, Officer, ...
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