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On Clock Jokes

My book on clocks finally arrived.

It's about time.

The Government are looking to stop doing Roman numerals on clocks!

Not on my watch

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Someone wrote a book on clock fetishes.

It's about fucking time.

I was trying to teach my class a lesson on clocks today

But I just felt like I was teaching in circles.

(Based on actual events)

PHEW! I finally got around to reading that book my wife got me on Clocks...

... it was about time!

American scientists made a clocks ...

that goes forward a second if someone swears near it.
So for testing they put them in army barracks of England, France and Russia. After a while they go and check on clocks.
In England clock is 2 second forward. In France clock is 30 seconds forward. They now visit Russia and see that clock i...

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