One day, a farmer receives a knock on the door. He opens up and it's the KGB.
Man: Good morning, sirs.
KGB: utro sobirayetsya sosat'
Man: How can I help you, comrades?
KGB: We would like to know what you feed your chickens.
Man: Of course, comrades, I feed my chick...
A farmer gets a knock at his door late into the evening
Outside in the rain was a homeless man that begged to stay in the farmer's barn and work for food and shelter.
The farmer invites the man in and said "I wouldn't make you sleep in the barn. Especially while you're all wet. Come inside."
The homeless man is shocked by the farmer's gener...
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