What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?

HeHe...

Im making bad chemistry jokes coz all the good ones argon

What did the radioactive isotope say to the scientist?

I.D.K.

Did you here about the isotope with a half-life of 10 years?

It decade.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Wanna hear a joke about radioactive isotopes?

Sorry, it just decayed.

Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium called the medical isotopes?

Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.

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Chemical Analysis of Women

Item: Chemical Analysis



Subject: Women



Symbol: Wo



Discovered by: Adam



Atomic Weight: Average expected as 150lb, but there are known isotopes ranging from 100lb to 250lb.


Occurrence: Surplus quanti...

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