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Isotope Jokes

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?

HeHe...

Im making bad chemistry jokes coz all the good ones argon

What did the radioactive isotope say to the scientist?

I.D.K.

Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium called the medical isotopes?

Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.

Wanna hear a joke about radioactive isotopes?

Sorry, it just decayed.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Did you here about the isotope with a half-life of 10 years?

It decade.

I'm getting tired of my relationship with carbon isotopes -.- it's too complicated.

Time to give up carbon dating.

What makes a woman un-dateable?

What makes a woman un-dateable?

She’s an orphan with no birth certificate. . . .
[ edit - and has no C-12 or C-14 isotopes ]

Chemistry jokes

1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.

2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.

3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO

4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" H...

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Chemical Analysis of Women

Item: Chemical Analysis



Subject: Women



Symbol: Wo



Discovered by: Adam



Atomic Weight: Average expected as 150lb, but there are known isotopes ranging from 100lb to 250lb.


Occurrence: Surplus quanti...

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