What did the boron control rod say to the nuclear core before prematurely exploding ?

Just the tip.

I heard that boron, ruthenium and hydrogen got into a fight recently

and I was like ‘BRuH’

The chemistry teacher babbles on, "Yada yada, chemical formulae, elements, atoms, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium..."

One of the students stands up and says, "BORON!!!"

I don’t understand chemistry

I guess you can say I’m a boron.

What is the least interesting element?

Boron

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium...

Boron, Astanine, Manganese!

My friend told me a chemistry joke

"Do you know any chemistry jokes?

I do but they're all boron."

I have to say, I slapped my neon that one.

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