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A lot of people think the movie "The 5th Element" is exciting

Personally I think it's boron.

What did the scientist say when he mixed 2oxygen molecules with Yttrium, Boron, and Hydrogen

OH BOY

What did the boron control rod say to the nuclear core before prematurely exploding ?

Just the tip.

I would tell a chemistry joke

But it would just be boron!

What did the drunk college freshman(chemistry major) say?

Boron Argon Fluorine

Why dont peple fish for non metals?

Because it is very boron

What do you call a stupid element?

A boron

I don’t understand chemistry

I guess you can say I’m a boron.

My friend told me a chemistry joke

"Do you know any chemistry jokes?

I do but they're all boron."

I have to say, I slapped my neon that one.

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium...

Boron, Astanine, Manganese!

A scientist is asked by the government to create the first teleporter.

Knowing that this will be an incredibly hard task, the scientist devotes every day to the task, until they have created the teleporter.

First, the scientist discovers that titanium and sulfur, when combined create a metal that would make a great base and projector for the teleporter, so they ...

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