What did the scientist say when he mixed 2oxygen molecules with Yttrium, Boron, and Hydrogen

OH BOY

What did the boron control rod say to the nuclear core before prematurely exploding ?

Just the tip.

I would tell a chemistry joke

But it would just be boron!

What did the drunk college freshman(chemistry major) say?

Boron Argon Fluorine

Why dont peple fish for non metals?

Because it is very boron

What do you call a stupid element?

A boron

The chemistry teacher babbles on, "Yada yada, chemical formulae, elements, atoms, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium..."

One of the students stands up and says, "BORON!!!"

I don’t understand chemistry

I guess you can say I’m a boron.

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium...

Boron, Astanine, Manganese!

My friend told me a chemistry joke

"Do you know any chemistry jokes?

I do but they're all boron."

I have to say, I slapped my neon that one.

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