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What did the boron control rod say to the nuclear core before prematurely exploding ?

Just the tip.

What did the scientist say when he mixed 2oxygen molecules with Yttrium, Boron, and Hydrogen

OH BOY

A lot of people think the movie "The 5th Element" is exciting

Personally I think it's boron.

I would tell a chemistry joke

But it would just be boron!

Why dont peple fish for non metals?

Because it is very boron

I don’t understand chemistry

I guess you can say I’m a boron.

What do you call a stupid element?

A boron

My friend told me a chemistry joke

"Do you know any chemistry jokes?

I do but they're all boron."

I have to say, I slapped my neon that one.

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium...

Boron, Astanine, Manganese!

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