Atomic Number Jokes - 6 Hilarious Atomic Number Jokes

In a few minutes, a hypnotist convinced me that I’m a metal with atomic number 82.

Turns out I’m ….easily lead.

Hey girl, is your atomic number 11?

Because you're sodium fine.

Is your mum's atomic number 67?

Cause she a Ho.

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A guy was recruited for the first settlement on another planet....

The Settlement Chief met him on the landing site.

"This place is going to take some getting used to. It's like a mirror version of Earth. The elements which are rare on Earth are the most abundant here while the common elements are extremely rare."

"So why are we here then," the guy a...

A professor makes a bet with a student

A professor makes a bet with a student. Every question the professor asks that the student can't answer the student will owe him $1, every question the student asks that the professor can't answer he owes the student $100.

Professor: What element has the atomic number 45?

The student h...

U+I= 145

Because the atomic number for U is 92, I is 53, and we've got chemistry.

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