Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
Fuck me I'm easily lead
Hey girl, is your atomic number 11?
Because you're sodium fine.
Is your mum's atomic number 67?
Cause she a Ho.
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A professor makes a bet with a student
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The student h...