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What did Sodium say to Bromine and Oxygen when they offered a threesome?

NaBrO

Two scientists are working together

Both have different projects to work on.

1st scientist saw 1 unknown chemical. Curiously, he asked,"Bro, what and whose chemical is this?"

2nd scientist replied, "Bromine"

Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO !

You wanna hear about the time I gave my girl a shot of sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO

Elements of the periodic table are being interviewed

The interviewer asks Oxygen what they are. Oxygen says "I'm a gas."


The interviewer asks Copper what they are. Copper says "I'm a solid."


The interviewer asks Bromine what they are. Bromine says "I'm a liquid."


The interviewer asks Roentgenium what they are. Roentgen...

What did the one element say to the other while they were playing Minecraft

Bromine!

What’s a Chad’s favorite element?

Bromine

What's the friendlist element out there?

Bro...wait for it...mine! Bromine!

What do you call a frat house in a quarry?

A bromine.

What is all this #Brexit going around?

When did Bromine decide to leave the periodic table?

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