My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride and Lithium ions at me

That’s a salt and battery

I partied with lithium tantalum fluoride

it was LiTaF

The chemistry teacher babbles on, "Yada yada, chemical formulae, elements, atoms, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium..."

One of the students stands up and says, "BORON!!!"

What do you call someone who says you can chemically bond Lithium and Argon?

Well, just ask them what the bond would be named.

Studies show that lithium can significantly reduce suicide risk.

But I always want to kill myself when the battery dies

Doctor: I'd give him Lithium for his severe depression.

If that doesn't work, Barium.

Did you hear what happened to Lithium?

He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

What kind of scientist loves LiFe?

One with Lithium and Iron.

long. Two cops lead an unfortunate man into a padded cell

Instantly the men in white coats grab him, wrench his arms behind his back and, when he screams in pain, the psychiatrist tears down his trousers and jags him with a needle.

As they're carrying the unconcious body out the younger of the cops, shocked, says:

"Was that really necessary? ...

Joke my scinence teacher dropped on us

A lithium atom walked into a bar and said

"Hey I think I left some electrons in here last night, have you seen any?"

The bar tender replied, "No, are you sure you lost them?"

The lithium atom replied "Yes I'm positive..."

In the year 2030,

In the year 2030, space travel was expanding more than ever, and life science was seeing new revolutions every few weeks. Inventions in robotics and engineering were being created almost daily. But this new world came with a downside, the amount of harsh chemicals in the air were causing cancer to d...

Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season

* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself ...

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