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Chef's Jokes

What is a chef's favorite gun?

A-salt-rifle

I'll show myself out

What's an Italian chef's favorite speech?

Spaghettysburg address.

What is the sushi chef's dream car?

rolls rice

The French chef's apprentice really messed up when he dropped an ostrich egg on the floor.

Big ouef

What is a profane chef's least favorite fish to work with?

cod, dammit.

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