What do fans supporting The Culinary Institute of America cheer at their sporting events?

Die or Beat Us!

What did the culinary arts student say when his teacher gave him a piggyback ride?

Weeee Chef!

I'll see myself out.

My wife put up with my culinary experiments until I put ginger in the curry

She loved that cat.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde entered into a high-stakes TV culinary contest of the ages...

After the three women finished their cooking procedures, they individually lined up behind the curtain of the main stage and each rolled out a cart with their respective dish. To elaborate, three judges would be grading these women on their cooking capabilities.

When the time came for the pre...

Who’s your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level?

Brine Atoms

Culinary History

A young man had just returned home from culinary school and was telling his family about everything he had learned.


"The most interesting thing I learned was about the French Fry", he told them.

"Combing through historical records, we found that it was not first fried in France!"...

Whenever asked about my culinary skills I always say I'm great at all kinds of cooking

Overcooking, undercooking...

I learned in Culinary School today the only way to cut Onions and not cry.....

You have to not become emotionally attached to the Onion.

What do you call a graduate from culinary school who likes to eat ass?

A colonary expert.

My mother didn't want me to go to culinary school.

She said it would be a high whisk environment.

I tried very hard to pass my culinary school finals

But I'm still constipated.

My wife graduated first in her class at culinary school

She graduated Summa Con Queso.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What is a terrorists favorite culinary item?

Extra virgin olive oil

I finished my culinary class final.

It was a piece of cake.

Why should you hire an accountant that went to culinary school?

Because they know how to cook the books.

We had a pop quiz in culinary school today.

It was a piece of cake.

What is the title of Martha Stewart's culinary anthology?

"Cooking: The Books"

I was in the process of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam.

I was in the proccess of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam. I went and grabbed the last cucumber from the refrigerator, but on my way back I tripped. The cucumber fell into some brine, and by the time I'd fished it out it was to late. Now I've got a real pickle in my hands.

I used to cut and burn myself.

Then I took culinary classes.

The Spice Mafia

It is a little known fact that some people want spices that they cannot obtain legally. Be it decades-old oregano, salt from the Last Supper, or the flesh of Sean Spicer, some people love strange and unusual spices. However, in order to obtain these spices, they only have one place to turn: the Spic...

Congratulations to my wife!

who reached a new culinary milestone today by setting off the neighbors' smoke alarm!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

You Son's of Bitches!

The local Priest is out for a stroll and comes across a fisherman frying up some of his catch. The Fisherman says "Hey, Father you have to try some of these!"

The Priest tries some and says, "Wow these are good! What are they called?" The Fisherman replies "Sons of Bitches!" Well, the Priest...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.