A reporter, a foodie and a commando are captured by terrorists
The terrorist leader tells them that they each get one request.
The reporter says "Well I have been a proud reporter all my life. I would like to make a video and report the situation one last time before I die"
Terrorist says "OK" and allows him to make the report.
Then he asks...
Britain is the best place for foodies.
You loose pounds everytime you eat
Russian foodie joke
A guy sitting in a restaurant in Moscow orders quail. When it arrives, using two spoons he carefully opens and peers into the rear of bird and announces, "This is not a quail. It is a simple chicken: born in Saint Petersburg, age: 3 years. Please, waiter, bring me a quail!"
Each subsequent d...
When people say they're a foodie it's no big deal..
but when people find I'm a drinker they're all "stop the car" and "we're calling the police".
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[Long] This wealthy couple from New York made a trip down south...
To visit some relatives that retired down in Florida. They were big foodies and decided to make a stop in Tennessee because they had never had good southern food but had heard how good it was. They find a hole in the wall southern food joint and pulled their new Range Rover in between two old beat u...