Sommelier Jokes - 5 Hilarious Sommelier Jokes

Why should you never date a sommelier?

Because they never stop wining!

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The beer sommelier

A guy walks into a bar and brags to the barman, that he can recognize any beer by its taste. The make a bet and the barman starts to put forwards glasses.

— Oh, that’s easy. Budweiser.

— That’s wheat Paulaner.

— Hmmm, that’s trickier. That’s an IPA by Minhas Craft

The bar...

Hey have you heard of the sommeliers that formed a rock band?

They're called *Effervescence*. Their hit singles include *"My Last Breathalyzer Test"* and *"Bring Me More Wine"*. And who could forget *"Lacrymismosa"*?

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What do you call an East African prince who’s also a wine snob?

A sommelier Somali heir

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Did you hear about the cargo ship carrying wine across the ocean?

It was raided by sommelier pirates!

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