Why did the British stylist get fired from her new job at an American salon?
She tried softening customers' hair with an air conditioner.
How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator?
He took a shortcut.
My boxing student quit so I think I’m going to replace her with my stylist.
I remember that she said she was proud of her bob and weave.
Everyone knows comedian Bill Burr, most don't realize he has a huge family with lots of talent.
His mother, Barb, is a famous hair stylist.
Rob, his brother is in jail for theft.
His sister Cally is a great gunsmith.
Lastly, don't forget about his cousin the famous lumberjack, Tim.
A lawyer, garbage collector, and hair stylist sit down at a bar
The lawyer orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it right away. The garbage collector orders some tequila and downs it immidiatly. The hair stylist says "I don't do shots" and then quickly dies of polio.
Why are hair stylists the best psychopaths?
Because they want everybody to dye.
How do hair stylists get in shape?
What's a boxing hair stylist's speciality?
Bob and weaves
My girlfriend is a cosmetologist, but sometimes she calls herself a stylist.
I think she is just splitting hairs.
What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?
The barber ran
How many people does it take to start a K-Pop band?
Just one korean and a really good stylist
What do you call a barber that only works on bald people?
An air stylist.
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A little girl walks into a hair salon eating a twinkie
The stylist thinks nothing of it and begins to cut her hair. The cut hair falls and lands on her twinkie, so the stylist says "hey, your getting hair on your twinkie." The little girl smiles and jumps up and says "Yea, and im getting tits too!"
A dumb blonde wearing headphones walks into a hair salon...
She sits down in the waiting area and eventually falls asleep. The stylist takes off the blondes headphones so she will hear when her name is called. When her name is called, the blonde doesn't respond, so the stylist shakes her to wake her up, and the blonde is stone cold dead. When the paramedic a...
A blonde walks into a hair salon.
A blonde woman walks into a hair salon wearing a big pair of headphones. She sits down and the stylist asks her if she would take the headphones off so he can cut her hair. The blonde says "no, sorry, the headphones have to stay".
He replies "Are you sure? I can't really give you a good hair...