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What do you call someone who's sexually attracted to Greek cheese?

A Feta-shist

My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke

Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...

Have you heard about the South African man who went to Greece and would only eat cheese?

He got Feta and Feta and Feta.

What do you call a lump of cheese that likes milk?

A feta pile!

Which Star Wars character is obsessed with cheese?

Boba Feta.

Who is the cheesiest rapper?

Feta Wap 🧀

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Sometimes I like to rub cheese all over my body before making love, other times I enjoy eating cheese during sex.

Guess you could say they're my feta-shes.

My friend felt bad after making an offensive cheese pun. But I didn't think anything of it.

It's not feta judge him.

What kind of drug can you genetically engineer a goat to make?

Am-feta-mines.

So I was making this image...

There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"

Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.

I should probably stop using math and feta memes.

I don't like Cow's Cheese, I prefer Sheep Cheese.

It's much Feta.

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Cheesy Jokes

What sort of cheese would you use to entice a bear from a cave?

Camembert



What sort of cheese can hide a small horse?

Mascarpone



Why did the cheese get beat up by the stone?

Because the Roquefort back



Why did the one legge...

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