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Camembert Jokes

Some Cheesy Jokes:

What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone!

What cheese do you use to get a bear down from a tree? Camembert!

What cheese is made backwards? Edam!

Why did the cheese board blow away? Because of the strong Bries!

What did the cheese day when it looked in the mirror...

I used to be a French cheese nut

But now I camembert it any longer

What type of cheese attracts bears?

Camembert.

A guy walks in a small town grocery store

He proceeds to ask the seller:

"Do you have camembert cheese?"

To which the seller asks:

"What is camembert cheese? Never heard of it before."

Arrogantly, our guy says:

"Well, it's a soft cheese with white mould on top, it's a delicacy."

Seller ponders a bit...

Every cheese joke I know

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Halloumi

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave?
Camembert

What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam

Which cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese

Did you hear about the explosion at the...

What kind of French cheese is best for beckoning a grizzly?

Camembert
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(Try saying it in a French accent)

I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses.

I camembert it.

What do you call cheese that ain't yours?

"Camembert", typically. It can be very difficult to budget for the expensive varieties

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Cheesy Jokes

What sort of cheese would you use to entice a bear from a cave?

Camembert



What sort of cheese can hide a small horse?

Mascarpone



Why did the cheese get beat up by the stone?

Because the Roquefort back



Why did the one legge...

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