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Cheddar Cheese Jokes

Is it possible to kill someone with a piece of Cheddar cheese?

Yes, but only if it's extra sharp.

I've got an addiction to cheddar cheese.

Its only mild though.

Why doesn't anyone trust the cheddar cheese?

Because it's no gouda.

How do you get sharp cheddar cheese from cows?

You gotta make sure they're glass fed.

If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener

Will it come out sharp or shredded?

I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese.

Whoops, wrong sub

I met Jeffrey Epstein once. It was only a brief interaction, but I can recall that I offered him some cheddar cheese and he didn't like it.

I think it was too mature for him.

One night my family was having dinner

We were having something Mexican but we had a box of white cheddar cheese itz, we always have some sort of chips or crackers.

My brother had a plate of just rice and he was putting the cheese itz on the rice. I was super confused until he said

“Hey Zack, have you heard in our lord and ...

Two knights stood to face each other

They both unsheathed their weapons, ready to duel

The first knight drew his longsword, confident he would defeat his opponent with wit and skill

The second knight drew a large block of cheddar cheese

The first knight scoffed and said, "And just how to you expect to best me with ...

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There's a drunk guy in line at the grocery store...

The woman in front of him has a block of cheddar cheese, a half gallon of milk, and a dozen eggs.

He stumbles up to her and says, "Why, you must be single!"

Rather surprised, she looks at him and replies, "Yes, I am single! You could tell that just from what I'm buying?"

Withou...

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A fly on the river (bit lengthy, bit racy)

First post here. This is the only joke I know...bear with me as its a bit lengthy.

There was a fly buzzing along a river near the shore, exactly 3 inches above the water. It was preparing to descend onto the surface of the river when a fish happened to notice it. The fish thinks to itself, "...

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