Caters Jokes - 9 Hilarious Caters Jokes

I want to open a Star Wars themed cafe that caters to people who are obsessed with bubble tea.

I am going to call it Boba Fetish.

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What do you call a restaurant that predominantly uses garlic as an ingredient that caters to literary nerds?

Allicin Wonderland

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I want to open an Indian restaurant that caters to the workingclass individual.

I'll call it Naan to Five.

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I'm opening a Japanese restaurant that caters to food fetishists.

It's called Miso Horny

What do you call a law-abiding Middle Eastern waffle shop that caters to police officers, but tastes horrible?

Awful, awful lawful "Lawful Waffles & Falafels"

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What do you call a brothel that caters to obese people that are into MILFs?

A mom and pop shop.

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Did you hear about the new winter resort that caters exclusively to men with erectile disfunction?

It's called Lake Flaccid.

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I'm thinking of starting a Death-Metal themed take-away joint that caters to Pirates.

I'm gonna call it "Pizzas of Hate".

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An old man was crying on a park bench

An old man was sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. Another man approached and said "Hey old timer, whats up"?

The old man says through his tears "Oh it's awful! Last month I won £1,000,000 on the lottery and I met a beautiful girl who is a topless model and 50 years younger than me! ...

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