Did you hear about the architect who had an unhealthy obsession with designing overly intricate shopping malls?

He had a complex complex complex.

Where do people go to argue in the mall?

They don't. No one goes to malls anymore, but they used to go to the Feud Court.

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What do you call a creepy old guy who hangs out at malls, and has sex with under age teens?

In Alabama, your Honor, but soon it will be "Senator".

You ever notice that all Dillards are basically the same and only exist in malls? You know what they say though...

...when you've seen one Dillards, you've seen a mall.

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Do you ever wonder why large buildings like malls and hospitals only buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Prices matter when you buy it by the shit load

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