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I went to an agricultural university and I specialized in growing beans.

Someday, I hope to start a wind farm.

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Doctors that specialize in premature ejaculation are in high demand.

So you need to come early.

I met my new doctor who specializes in deformed hands.

It was a very positive experience, so I would give him three thumbs up.
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What do you call a wizard who specializes in dairy based magic?

A lactomancer.

Koi fish are incredibly intelligent, and naturally form groups of four fish, with each having a specialized role.

The group is always led by a “leader fish”, called koi A. The other three fish will follow it everywhere.

Koi B is in charge of hunting for the group, and will report back to them with the location of food.

Koi C is usually a large, aggressive female. She protects the group from thre...

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An insurance tycoon is on his deathbed in a vast lavish mansion. His final minutes tick by. His wife and children work away on funeral arrangements in the next room and speculate about their inheritance. His only company is a Young Attorney.

He struggles to wheeze out some final words to the ...

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A guy goes to buy himself a pet parrot

He goes to a large, specialized parrot shop and starts checking out the birds in search of something within his budget but also with interesting traits.

At some point he finds a nice looking parrot sitting on a perch, two pieces of string tied to each of its legs. A note by the bird reads : ...

I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records…

nothing was alphabetized!

When I trained to be a doctor, I decided to specialize in lobotomies.

Seemed like a no-brainer.

What do you call a guy who specializes in tile floors?

Tyler

I worked at a restaurant that specializes in pizza, but I got fired for getting my finger caught in the dough roller...

...she got fired too.

What do you call a Southern doctor that specializes in bladders, kidneys, and prostates?

A y'allogist

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I was practicing my standup the other day, I'm trying to specialize in puns. So I tried out ten new jokes on the crowd, hoping that at least one of them would get a laugh, but sadly...

I kept fucking up the punchline.

What martial art does a vegan kick boxer specialize in?

To-fu

What is a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples called.

A guyneckologist.

A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly, the woman gathers courage to go ask him out. She walks over, takes a seat next to him, turns and says...

"Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."

Flattered, the man responds, "Sure...but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"

"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were...

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