TIL a doctor who specializes in Adam’s apples is a...

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What do you call an Eevee evolution that specializes in melee?

Bludgeon

“Doctor, please help, my friend broke his leg.”

“Sorry, but I’m a vet, I specialize in horses.”

“Come on, please, it can’t be that big of a difference?”

“Ok fine, just let me get my rifle from the car.”

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Can anyone guess the company name that specializes in Prosthetics Assholes.

PROSTI-TOOT

Pet store joke. This one is at least a half century old, but fwiw, I don't remember seeing it here yet...

A woman goes by a pet store and sees a sign saying "We specialize in the rare and unusual." Curious, she steps inside, and casually passes by the almost-usual: snakes, ferrets, tarantulas, macaws. She then notices a steel cage at the back of the store with a terrier-sized furry indistinct animal ...

What do you call someone who specializes in selling insurance to hand models?

A digital security specialist.

A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out...

So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."

Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so ...

I'm going to start a family business that specializes in handicap exclusive parking lots

I'll call it Park n' Sons

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I met a surgeon who specializes in sex reassignment

He's a real womanizer

What to you call a upscale restaurant that specializes in pork?

Swine dining.

(My daughter just told me this one and I told her I'd post it on here for her)

What do you call a wizard that specializes in raising horses from the dead?

A Neighcromancer

What do you call a vet that specializes in canines?

A dogtor.

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Health Plans

There's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees a patient pleasuring himself right there in the hallway. "Wh...

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What's the difference between a clock and a surgeon that specializes in penis reconstruction?

One's a tick tock, the other's a dick doc.

What do you call a scientist who specializes in ancient canine fossils?

A barchaeologist.

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What do you call a Canadian Prostitute who specializes in blow jobs?

A Leaf Blower

Why was the symphony conductor always out if money?

Because he specialized in baroque

What does one call a dutch spy who specializes in chemical warfare?

Agent Orange

What kind of doctor also specializes in interior design?

A roomatologist.

My attorney specializes in fine dining...

He's a sue chef.

When I trained to be a doctor, I decided to specialize in lobotomies.

Seemed like a no-brainer.

Did you hear about the robot who specializes in circumcisions

Real cutting-edge technology

I'm opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts...

... calling it Hole Foods.

My law firm specializes in grain futures contracts.

Barley Legal

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I was practicing my standup the other day, I'm trying to specialize in puns. So I tried out ten new jokes on the crowd, hoping that at least one of them would get a laugh, but sadly...

I kept fucking up the punchline.

What do you call a goblin who specializes in blood magic?

A hemogoblin

I started a figurine company that specializes in miniature Muhammad statues

We make a small prophet.

I came up with a shoe company that specializes in selling oversize shoes

Which is no small feat

Someday I'll open a store that specializes in bedside furniture. The name of the store will be "One"

I figure it'll be the only way I'll ever have a "One nightstand."

What martial art does a vegan kick boxer specialize in?

To-fu

Never trust people who renovate kitchens

they specialize in counterfeiting.

This is not a joke, I think. But it's funny (I think)

Forget about "meeting singles in my area"

I just got an Ad from Google selling me a "short girth belly guard". The device is made in black leather with chrome studs. Looks like a BDSM thing. I clicked on the ad out of curiosity and it turns out it's for horses, from an Italian company special...

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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