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Doctors that specialize in premature ejaculation are in high demand.

So you need to come early.

What is a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples called.

A guyneckologist.

Koi fish are incredibly intelligent, and naturally form groups of four fish, with each having a specialized role.

The group is always led by a “leader fish”, called koi A. The other three fish will follow it everywhere.

Koi B is in charge of hunting for the group, and will report back to them with the location of food.

Koi C is usually a large, aggressive female. She protects the group from thre...

What do you call a wizard who specializes in dairy based magic?

A lactomancer.

When I trained to be a doctor, I decided to specialize in lobotomies.

Seemed like a no-brainer.

I met my new doctor who specializes in deformed hands.

It was a very positive experience, so I would give him three thumbs up.

I went to an agricultural university and I specialized in growing beans.

Someday, I hope to start a wind farm.

What martial art does a vegan kick boxer specialize in?

To-fu

“Doctor, please help, my friend broke his leg.”

“Sorry, but I’m a vet, I specialize in horses.”

“Come on, please, it can’t be that big of a difference?”

“Ok fine, just let me get my rifle from the car.”

A lawyer’s wife died. At her grave, everyone was appalled.

The tombstone read, “HERE LIES PHYLLIS, WIFE OF ATTORNEY MURRAY WILLIAMS; SPECIALIZES IN DIVORCE AND MALPRACTICE”.

Murray burst into tears. His brother said, “You SHOULD cry, pulling a cheap publicity stunt like this.”

Murray said, “You don’t understand. I gave them my business card.”<...

What do you call a guy who specializes in tile floors?

Tyler

I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records…

nothing was alphabetized!

What do you call a Southern doctor that specializes in bladders, kidneys, and prostates?

A y'allogist

What do you call an Eevee evolution that specializes in melee?

Bludgeon

I worked at a restaurant that specializes in pizza, but I got fired for getting my finger caught in the dough roller...

...she got fired too.

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I met a surgeon who specializes in sex reassignment

He's a real womanizer

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I was practicing my standup the other day, I'm trying to specialize in puns. So I tried out ten new jokes on the crowd, hoping that at least one of them would get a laugh, but sadly...

I kept fucking up the punchline.

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Can anyone guess the company name that specializes in Prosthetics Assholes.

PROSTI-TOOT

What do you call a vet that specializes in canines?

A dogtor.

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