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What do you call an Eevee evolution that specializes in melee?

Bludgeon

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Can anyone guess the company name that specializes in Prosthetics Assholes.

PROSTI-TOOT

What do you call someone who specializes in selling insurance to hand models?

A digital security specialist.

I'm going to start a family business that specializes in handicap exclusive parking lots

I'll call it Park n' Sons

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I met a surgeon who specializes in sex reassignment

He's a real womanizer

What to you call a upscale restaurant that specializes in pork?

Swine dining.

(My daughter just told me this one and I told her I'd post it on here for her)

What do you call a wizard that specializes in raising horses from the dead?

A Neighcromancer

What do you call a vet that specializes in canines?

A dogtor.

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What's the difference between a clock and a surgeon that specializes in penis reconstruction?

One's a tick tock, the other's a dick doc.

What do you call a scientist who specializes in ancient canine fossils?

A barchaeologist.

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What do you call a Canadian Prostitute who specializes in blow jobs?

A Leaf Blower

My attorney specializes in fine dining...

He's a sue chef.

What does one call a dutch spy who specializes in chemical warfare?

Agent Orange

When I trained to be a doctor, I decided to specialize in lobotomies.

Seemed like a no-brainer.

Did you hear about the robot who specializes in circumcisions

Real cutting-edge technology

My law firm specializes in grain futures contracts.

Barley Legal

I'm opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts...

... calling it Hole Foods.

Never trust people who renovate kitchens

they specialize in counterfeiting.

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I was practicing my standup the other day, I'm trying to specialize in puns. So I tried out ten new jokes on the crowd, hoping that at least one of them would get a laugh, but sadly...

I kept fucking up the punchline.

A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out...

So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."

Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so ...

What do you call a goblin who specializes in blood magic?

A hemogoblin

I started a figurine company that specializes in miniature Muhammad statues

We make a small prophet.

I came up with a shoe company that specializes in selling oversize shoes

Which is no small feat

Someday I'll open a store that specializes in bedside furniture. The name of the store will be "One"

I figure it'll be the only way I'll ever have a "One nightstand."

What martial art does a vegan kick boxer specialize in?

To-fu

A guy walks into a fabulously hip gastro pub

A guy walks into a fabulously hip gastro pub that only specializes in craft-made IPAs and locally brewed beers. He carries in his own German-made beer mug and pops it up on the bar. "Pour me a Bud Light!" he says. " The waitress recoils and looks to the bartender for guidance. "Fill His Stein," the ...

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