No one is allowed to congregate for funerals; instead people drive by the cemetery and honk their horns in respect. One man drives by blasting “Another One Bites The Dust”
The family wanted to be mad, but then another car drove by playing the same song, and another one does, and another one does, and another one drives a bus.
Why do birds always congregate on power wires?
So they can hang out with their friends online.
Why do bacteria congregate in public places?
It's a part of their culture.
Sherlock Holmes and his assistant Watson are solving a mystery
Sherlock: all the bodies were outside he school gates
Watson: how do you know that? I don’t see them.
Sherlock: Elementary my dear Watson, I can see blood that must have congregated around the bodies forming these shapes *points at the ground*
Watson: well what else do you know?...
Thought of this earlier
About an hour after the news years party we were congregated into groups talking and one guy in our little circle goes “I haven’t showered since last year!” It was too funny not to share with other people.
So when I got the opportunity I walked over to a group of people and said “I haven’t s...