Two guys are out on a boat in the middle of a lake.
One guy takes out a cigar and asks the other if he has a lighter on him. His friend pulls out one of those long lighters and passes it to him. He says “wow that’s quite a lighter you keep on you.” His friend responds, “yeah I got it from a genie.” “A genie?” He asks, “you really have a g...
There was this guy working at McDonald’s.
and it was his turn to cook the French fries. So he put the frozen fries in the metal basket and dipped it in the oil. You see this guy was a veteran chef and used to be able to sense when food was cooked by looking at it's color or by smelling it, he never needed a timer or a meat thermometer or an...
The Potato
A man went to the beach in hopes of meeting a pretty girl, but he couldn't attract attention no matter what he did.
He noticed another man in a speedo and a cowboy hat. All the girls at the beach were flocking around him, flirting and smiling. The man walked up to the guy in the cowboy hat an...
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