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Cashiers Jokes

Why do boomers make horrible cashiers?

Because they’re afraid of change.

Cashiers have a thing for me.

They keep checking me out.

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Two checkout cashiers are chatting at work

One says to the other, "You can always tell the married fellas from the single ones, can't you?"

The other cashier asks how and she replies, "Watch the next person who walks up."

Just then a man approaches and from his basket produces one tin of beans, one loaf of bread, one pint of mi...

Cashiers are always checking me out

That's the closest I'll ever get to a woman being interested in me

Why are there no alcoholic cashiers?

Because checkers can't be boozers.

What do cashiers and insomnia have in common?

They'll both give you bags and make you miserable

Supermarket cashiers must be really traumatized if they land in the ICU

Beep, beep, beep...

It's quite appropriate that fast food cashiers...

often open with "sorry for the weight".

Due to lack of protective measures during the pandemic, retail cashiers and bank tellers are refusing to go to work

It's a counter strike

A rabbit walks into an electronics store

He goes up to the counter and bangs his hands down hard on it to get the cashiers attention.

**\*BANG BANG\***
"I'd like two carrots please."

The cashier is naturally surprised by everything about this interaction, but being the professional that he is politely says, "I'm sorry, b...

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