A heavily pregnant woman goes into labor in a retail store.
A crowd gathers around her as people struggle to help, or at least make her comfortable.
Panicked a man looks around and asks "Is anyone here a doctor?!"
From the crowd steps a man wearing skinny jeans and a plaid shirt, with short, neat hair and a scruffy beard. "I'm a vegan!"
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An 18 year old girl tells her mom that she has missed her last 2 periods
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy test. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Crying, cursing and Shouting the mother says, "Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later...
A group of theives are going to retail stores and are stealing clothes by sizes
Police say they are still at large.
Where does a dog go when it loses it’s tail and needs a new one?
A retail store.
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
Retail store. I know I'm lame.
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There was this guy named Barley Chown who produced knockoffs of famous designer brands, and was always trying to sell them in major retail stores. The head of purchasing at one store was named Sue Lee, and her policy was to never buy knockoffs as they competed with the more profitable designer bran...
So I work in a retail store where we routinely have shipments of freight arriving on wooden skids. A truck driver will come by every week or so, and pick up the empty skids so they can be reused.
Out of curiosity, I asked the driver if he ever worried about termites getting into his trailer....
I saw a tail-less cat in the street today
It was looking for a retail store.