Florida man fires gun at a retail store.

It was target.

A group of theives are going to retail stores and are stealing clothes by sizes

Police say they are still at large.

Everything was half off at a retail store

It really cheapened the experience.

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A retail store manager calls one of his male employees into his office.

The employee walks in with soaking wet hands.

“I’m sorry sir, but we’re going to have to let you go,” says the manager.

“Seriously?! Why is that?,” the man replies

“Well you use the women’s restroom at least 15 times a day, and many employees and customers have complained abou...

A heavily pregnant woman goes into labor in a retail store.

A crowd gathers around her as people struggle to help, or at least make her comfortable.

Panicked a man looks around and asks "Is anyone here a doctor?!"

From the crowd steps a man wearing skinny jeans and a plaid shirt, with short, neat hair and a scruffy beard. "I'm a vegan!"

What do you call a retail store that disables electronics?

An EMPorium

What do I do?

An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to ...

Where does a lizard go after it drops its tail?

To the retail store

Where does a dog go when it loses it’s tail and needs a new one?

A retail store.

I saw a tail-less cat in the street today

It was looking for a retail store.

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