A cranky older woman "in her senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
I gotta say I'm impressed with shoplifters
Those are heavy
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What do old people and shoplifters have in common?
They both leave stores with more shit in their pants than they came in with.
Despite not being a shoplifter, I know what goes through their heads.
"I'm not buying it."
I have the Award for Shoplifter of the Year!
I didn't win it...
It's hard to explain puns to shoplifters.
They always take things literally.
Grover the Grocer and the Shoplifter
Grover the grocer ran a comfortable business, with one recurring malady--a persistent shoplifter named Gwen. Grover knew she was robbing him blind, but couldn't seem to catch her in the act.
This continued for quite a number of years until, as fortune would have it, one day he caught her redh...
Local police are seeking a shoplifter who attacked a store this lunch time but was tackled by a have-a-go shopkeep with his labelling gun.
Officers say they're seeking a man with a price on his head.
- RIP Ronnie Corbett.
The priceless moments of my LIFE.
I just got a ladder in my tights.
I truly am a talented shoplifter