UPJOKE
newspapermagazinestorekeepertradesmannewsdealernewsvendorshopkeepervendorgreengrocertobacconistnewsstandbooksellingcashierprintsellerbarman

Newsagent Jokes

Paddy At The Newsagents

I’ve just seen Paddy in the local newsagent and one of his shoelaces was undone, so I said,



“watch out you don’t trip up over your laces, Paddy.”




Paddy says, “yeah, it’s these instructions.”




I said, “what instructions, Paddy?”
Pad...

I walked into the newsagents and asked if they sold Oyster Cards. The cashier said, "For the bus?"

I said, "No, it's my oyster's birthday."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two men were arrested for in my local newsagents...

It was all over the papers.

I was chatting with my neighbour who was bragging about how clever his dog was

He said "he knows all his toys by name and will fetch certain items by command, he fetches my slippers, I can even send him to get the paper, from the newsagent" .

I said " I know he told me "
1 joke is hidden here because they may not be suitable for all ages.
show them anyway

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.