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Storeowner Jokes

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A young blonde woman is working at a shoe store...

...and has been pestering her boss to give her a discount on a pair of designer alligator shoes she's had her eye on since she started.

Unwilling to sell these pricey shoes at a loss, the owner keeps refusing. Finally, one day, the blonde loses her temper and yells: "Fine! You know what? I'll...

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An eldery Jew buys a lottery ticket every day from the small minimarket from the corner.

And every day he says the same thing: "Hashem (God), please let me win the lottery - if I do I will give a million dollars to charity"

And each day he loses. And still, every day he repeated the same prayer "Hashem, please help me win the lottery - I will give a million dollars to charity"...

I went to the gun store.

The store owner told me about all the advantages that a pistol has over a shotgun.

Just then, another customer came in. Leaving me to make my decision, the store owner walked over. But this time, he told him about all the advantages that a shotgun has over a pistol.

Unfortunately for t...

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