The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him,
\-“Get over here! What’s your name, sailor?”
\- “John,” the new seaman replied.
\- “Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don’t call a...
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Three vampires walk into a bar... The 1st one, quite thirsty promptly says to the bartender "I'll have a glass of blood, type AB-, on the rocks", quickly followed by the 2nd making his request for "A Bloody Mary, type B+"
and lastly the 3rd one, after a little consideration, asks for "A glass of hot water please".
The first 2 vampires immediately give a look of contempt to the 3rd one, one of them exclaiming "A glass of hot water? What kind of pansy order is that?". To which the 3rd vampire, while taking a use...
What kind of monkey is the biggest coward?
What do you call an easily scared monkey?
What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?
What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?
A cheap pansy