Why did Jasmine break up with Aladdin?

Because he had a boo on the side

Princess Jasmine used the carpet to get into America

She was deported after 2 days because, obviously, she wasn't Aladdin the country

Jasmine tried to attend a "Disney Prince Only" gathering

She wasn't Aladdin.

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[Long]A Theoretical Physicist is working diligently in his office at Columbia University.

With him is one of his graduate students minding her own business grading some of the first year students term papers. He is generally motionless except for the waggling of his pencil on the notebook he's doing sums in and the occasional pause to take a sip of his Jasmine tea.

All of a sudde...

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I introduced my girlfriend to the family

Me: hello everyone, meet Jasmine

Jasmine: Hi

Wife: what the fuck

Jimmy comes home looking very happy...

Jimmy comes home looking very happy and says to his father, "Daddy, I fell in love want to date this awesome girl."

His father replies, "That's great son. Who is she?"

"It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.", replies Jimmy.

The father then looks a bit sad and says, "Ohhh I w...

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What do you like, mom?

Son: Mom why is my cousin named Jasmine?

Mom: Because your aunt likes flowers.

Son: Mom what do you love?

Mom: Dick, stop asking so many questions.

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