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What does a lawyer eat from?

A suet feeder.

A guy asks his friend to rub some beef fat on his ribs

His friend refuses saying he wonโ€™t assist in a suet side!

(My first OC post, thought up while cooking dinner. Improvement suggestions welcome)

What's a lawyer's favourite pastry?

Suet

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