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Nana Jokes

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A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

“You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

“I went to visit my Nana.”

“No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people word...

What do you call 8 Italian grandmothers, sitting on a bench next to a superhero?

Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN!

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I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana

My girlfriend excitedly greeted her by saying, "It is so nice to finally meet you seven!"

As a family we couldn’t decide to have nana cremated or buried

So in the end we just let her live

My Nana’s ninety three, but she’s living the dream.

The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out.

One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet...

She died a week later.

What did Rihanna say to her Grandmother with Alzheimer's?

Oh nana, What's my name?

What is the Super Mario's favourite snack?

Banana-nana-nana

My grandparents were called Pearl and Dean

But obviously I called them my Grandad and Nana na na na na na na nanana

I'm going to open an adventure clothing store for old ladies.

It'll be called Nana Republic

It was my Nana's funeral last week.

We all walk into the chapel and there’s a huge floral arrangement on the coffin that says: “81.131.11.216”
My mother hisses to me, “What is *that*?”
I shrugged. “What you asked for: our IP in flowers.”

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It's the first day of 3rd grade...

Their teacher wanted them to behave more grown up since they were no longer in second grade.

As such, the teacher told them to use grownup words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.

Susie went first and said she went to see her Nana....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a fruit?

A baaa nana

Willow Smith to her friends: "Sorry girls, I can't get jiggy with y'all tonight. My dad said,

'Na na na na nana na'".

Me and my two brothers wanted to give my grandma nice birthday gifts.

My two brothers, both more wealthy than me, bought a brand new car and a beautiful cabin on lakefront property respectively. I couldn't afford anything other than a talking parrot. However, this could've worked well for me because this particular bird was trained to quote Bible verses and my grandmo...

What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Boo-nanas.

The sad old man

An old man was sitting outside his porch one day with a very sad face. The mailman saw him and tried to cheer him up. The mailman said " you wanna see my package?" The old man just looked at the mailman without even smiling nor saying a single word. The mailman gave up and left. Then along came a ma...

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana

Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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A woman took her horse to the vet...

"Very common" he said. "You'll need to give him two pills a day through a straw through the anus. I'll show you. ..... now you try."

The woman takes the straw flips it around and says "I'm not gonna take it from your mouth."


So stupid but my Nana told this at a holiday many years a...

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The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.

First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."

Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo." Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."

Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time." Teacher: "Excellent. And what was...

What's Beethoven's favourite fruit?

ba NA NANA

My teachers told me I should pay attention and check my grammar.

Like what the heck nana has been dead for years now

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*Wheeze with laughter through your ventilator as you watch your children make short-term memories with... The Karen Infection Collection!*

*They'll love spending their last days playing with their new favorite toys, like Protestor Pete - who comes with accessories like a vial of crocodile tea...

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Drown that bastard! No mercy!

Nana please... this is a baptism.

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