As a family we couldn’t decide to have nana cremated or buried

So in the end we just let her live

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The former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.


"You need to use \`big people' words," she'd always remind them.


She then asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend.


"I went to visit my Nana."


"No, you went to v...

What is Banana short for?

Barack O'Nana


I said this joke in a dream and it's awful but I needed to get it out of my head

My favourite part is that it doesn't even work if you read it in a north American accent lmao

Jokes from my Nana: what do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.

What do you call a cow with four legs? A cow.
Thanks Nana.

My Nana’s ninety three, but she’s living the dream.

The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out.

One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet...

She died a week later.

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The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.

First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."

Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo." Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."

Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time." Teacher: "Excellent. And what was...

A woman calls the vet about her horse...

when the vet diagnosis the horse he tells the women that the horse will need to be given 2 pills a day rectaly. He takes a straw shows the lady how and tells her to try with the second pill.
The lady flips the straw around and delivers the pill while the vet is staring at her she says... "I'm not...

It was my Nana's funeral last week.

We all walk into the chapel and there’s a huge floral arrangement on the coffin that says: “81.131.11.216”
My mother hisses to me, “What is *that*?”
I shrugged. “What you asked for: our IP in flowers.”

What is the Super Mario's favourite snack?

Banana-nana-nana

I'm going to open an adventure clothing store for old ladies.

It'll be called Nana Republic

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a fruit?

A baaa nana

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Introducing: The Karen Infection Collection toy line!

*Wheeze with laughter through your ventilator as you watch your children make short-term memories with... The Karen Infection Collection!*

*They'll love spending their last days playing with their new favorite toys, like Protestor Pete - who comes with accessories like a vial of crocodile tea...

Did you know Rihanna wrote a song about her grandma having Alzheimer's?

It goes: "oh Nana, what's my name?"

The sad old man

An old man was sitting outside his porch one day with a very sad face. The mailman saw him and tried to cheer him up. The mailman said " you wanna see my package?" The old man just looked at the mailman without even smiling nor saying a single word. The mailman gave up and left. Then along came a ma...

Willow Smith to her friends: "Sorry girls, I can't get jiggy with y'all tonight. My dad said,

'Na na na na nana na'".

What's Beethoven's favourite fruit?

ba NA NANA

What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Boo-nanas.

Me and my two brothers wanted to give my grandma nice birthday gifts.

My two brothers, both more wealthy than me, bought a brand new car and a beautiful cabin on lakefront property respectively. I couldn't afford anything other than a talking parrot. However, this could've worked well for me because this particular bird was trained to quote Bible verses and my grandmo...

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It's the first day of 3rd grade...

Their teacher wanted them to behave more grown up since they were no longer in second grade.

As such, the teacher told them to use grownup words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.

Susie went first and said she went to see her Nana....

My teachers told me I should pay attention and check my grammar.

Like what the heck nana has been dead for years now

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A woman took her horse to the vet...

"Very common" he said. "You'll need to give him two pills a day through a straw through the anus. I'll show you. ..... now you try."

The woman takes the straw flips it around and says "I'm not gonna take it from your mouth."


So stupid but my Nana told this at a holiday many years a...

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Drown that bastard! No mercy!

Nana please... this is a baptism.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana

Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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