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Break Dancing Jokes

A guy takes his wife out for the night and they end up at a disco where there’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, every dance move going. The wife turns to her husband and says...

“See that guy on the dance floor? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

The husband replies, “It looks like he’s still celebrating.”

At first I thought my son was break dancing, so I started beat boxing around him.

Turns out he's epileptic.

What's an egg's least favorite dance?

Break dancing.

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