Two windmills are standing in a field.

One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other one says, "I’m a big metal fan dude.

Two men standing on opposite sides of a windmill disagree about which way the blades are spinning.

The man in front insists they’re going clockwise. The man behind says no, it’s obvious they’re going counter-clockwise. After a while, they agree to look at it from each other’s perspective. They realize that they were both right, it’s all a matter of perspective.

The moral of the story is th...

What’s a windmill’s favourite genre of music?

He’s a heavy metal fan.

What did the windmill say to the famous rockstar?

“I’m a big fan.”

Windmills?

Huge fan.

Two windmills are on a date.

They're having a great time and really talking it up. The steak at the restaurant is incredible, and they couldn't be having a better time. So, eventually, one of the windmills asks, "hey, what kind of music are you into?" The other windmill responds--

"I'm a big heavy metal fan"

A windmill was spotted at The Dark Tower premier this weekend.

People said it was a huge Stephen King fan.

The Windmill, the Coal Plant, and Geothermal Station Formed a Band

The Windmill, the Coal Plant, and Geothermal Station Formed the Band "Earth, Wind, and Fire". Their songs start off slow but eventually build in Energy. They would have been Electric too if it wasn't for their Dam manager always holding them back. He was Resistant to change and couldn't see the Pote...

What did the sentient wind turbine say when he met his hero, the windmill?

"I'm a big fan"

A windmill and a solar panel are talking during a storm...

Windmill "Awesome weather we are having!"
Solar panel "I am not a fan."
Added thanks to /r/ChiisaiMurasaki: The nuclear powerplant overhears them feels left out, so he has a meltdown. What an over reactor!

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Keeping promises to the grave.

Husband and wife are talking.

H: "Tell me the truth, honey: did you ever cheat me?"

W: "Oh, sweetheart, don't say such things"

H: "I mean it, Jennifer. If you would ever cheat on me, I would turn in my grave"

W: "I swear I never did and never will, my love. I would never ...

What do you call a windmill that's been swallowed by a tornado?

A wind meal

I walked up to a windmill and said,

"What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?"

"...I'm not a big fan."

Two windmills walk into a bar...

They had a good moment.
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Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)

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An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter . . .

Dear Mum & Dad,

I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don’t hafta get outta bed until 6am. Bu...

What is the gorillaz favorite source of renewable energy?

Windmills, windmills for the land

Tour of Holland

A group was on a literary and arts tour of Holland. While visiting local dikes and windmills, a member of the group asked the tour guide for directions to the nearest restroom. The guide replied, “John up dike.”

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Story of McQuinn

An old Scottish man is sitting in a pub and drinking whiskey. He takes a sip and says: "Look, what a magnificent windmill. I built it all by myself, carried all the rocks together by myself. Till this day it grinds wheat for the village, but nobody calls me the Windmill builder McQuinn."
He proc...

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Visiting ireland

So an american decides he want to visit ireland to see where his ancestors came from. He goes to visit dublin but he gets tired of it rather quickly because he wants to see the rural ireland so he grabs a map and goes to the smallest town he can find. When he arrives he is blown away by the beautifu...

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Man at a bar

A young man was walking through the Irish countryside when he saw a bar and decided to go in and have a beer.

He got in and sat down next to an old man and ordered a beer.

The old man turns to him and says, "Son, do you know who I am?"
The young man says, "No, who are you?"
"My n...