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Windmill Jokes

What is a windmill's favorite kind of music?

I've heard they're huge metal fans...

Two windmills are in a field.

One windmill says to the other, "What type of music do you like?"

The other windmill replies, "Well I'm a big metal fan"

Why does windmills like heavy metal?

Because they are a huge metal fan

A windmill and a solar panel are talking during a storm...

Windmill "Awesome weather we are having!"
Solar panel "I am not a fan."
Added thanks to /r/ChiisaiMurasaki: The nuclear powerplant overhears them feels left out, so he has a meltdown. What an over reactor!

A windmill walks into a bar

And orders a MaCallan neat. The barkeep says, “ah I see you like Scotch”

The windmill replies, “yeah I’m a pretty big fan”

Why did the hamster add a windmill to his enclosure?

It reminded him of Hamsterdam.

What is the world's biggest windmill?

Earth's biggest fan.

Two windmills stood on a hill with a radio.

One turned to his friend and asked, “What’s your favourite music?”

The other windmill said, “I’m a big metal fan.”

What did the windmill say to LeBron James?

I’m a big fan.

Two windmills are on a date.

They're having a great time and really talking it up. The steak at the restaurant is incredible, and they couldn't be having a better time. So, eventually, one of the windmills asks, "hey, what kind of music are you into?" The other windmill responds--

"I'm a big heavy metal fan"

What do you call a windmill that's been swallowed by a tornado?

A wind meal

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An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter...

Dear Ma & Pa,

I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don’t hafta get outta bed until 6 am. But...

The Windmill, the Coal Plant, and Geothermal Station Formed a Band

The Windmill, the Coal Plant, and Geothermal Station Formed the Band "Earth, Wind, and Fire". Their songs start off slow but eventually build in Energy. They would have been Electric too if it wasn't for their Dam manager always holding them back. He was Resistant to change and couldn't see the Pote...

Two windmills walk into a bar...

They had a good moment.
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Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)

Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy?

Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.

A windmill was spotted at The Dark Tower premier this weekend.

People said it was a huge Stephen King fan.

What is the gorillaz favorite source of renewable energy?

Windmills, windmills for the land

I walked up to a windmill and said,

"What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?"

"...I'm not a big fan."

What do you call a president that is afraid of windmills?

Donald Quixote

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Three friends explore a cave

While in the cave, the friends find a genie’s lamp. Of course, as anyone in this situation would do, they excitedly rub the lamp. The genie of the lamp pours forth in a cloud of magical smoke.


The genie begins his spiel: “Gentlemen, for summoning me forth from the lamp, I shall give each...

Two men standing on opposite sides of a windmill disagree about which way the blades are spinning.

The man in front insists they’re going clockwise. The man behind says no, it’s obvious they’re going counter-clockwise. After a while, they agree to look at it from each other’s perspective. They realize that they were both right, it’s all a matter of perspective.

The moral of the story is th...

The media was quick to attack Trump's claim that "wind energy was killing all the birds", countering that cats kill way more birds than windmills...

I can't remember the last time I heard about a cat killing a windmill...

I'm scared, recently several heavy metal fans have been knocking on my front door.

Windmills aren't supposed to do that right?

Tour of Holland

A group was on a literary and arts tour of Holland. While visiting local dikes and windmills, a member of the group asked the tour guide for directions to the nearest restroom. The guide replied, “John up dike.”

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Man at a bar

A young man was walking through the Irish countryside when he saw a bar and decided to go in and have a beer.

He got in and sat down next to an old man and ordered a beer.

The old man turns to him and says, "Son, do you know who I am?"
The young man says, "No, who are you?"
"My n...

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I woke up this morning at 9:30, made coffee, stepped out for the day's first cigarette, and was greeted by a gorgeous spring day. The sun was shining the birds were singing...

Then I ripped ass like a bologna windmill slapping a tile floor.

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Story of McQuinn

An old Scottish man is sitting in a pub and drinking whiskey. He takes a sip and says: "Look, what a magnificent windmill. I built it all by myself, carried all the rocks together by myself. Till this day it grinds wheat for the village, but nobody calls me the Windmill builder McQuinn."
He proc...

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Keeping promises to the grave.

Husband and wife are talking.

H: "Tell me the truth, honey: did you ever cheat me?"

W: "Oh, sweetheart, don't say such things"

H: "I mean it, Jennifer. If you would ever cheat on me, I would turn in my grave"

W: "I swear I never did and never will, my love. I would never ...

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