Adam and Brandon are neighbors

Adam and Brandon are neighbors.

One day they were talking and Adam noticed that Brandon has a huge collection of books. Adam asked Brandon if he may borrow a few books.

Brandon replied, "I don't lend books. If you want to read books, you may come to my house and read it here."

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Bruce Lee

Everyone remembers him and his son Brandon Lee but people rarely talk about Barry Lee and seldom mention Vague Lee.

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Why did Brandon Stark ask Tyrion to jerk him off?

because he is the hand of the king.

Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian.

His name was Brock.

A Priest and a Taxi Driver Were Waiting in Line for Judgment at the Pearly Gates

The taxi driver was first. He went to St. Peter and said," I am Brandon Wilson. Taxi driver in New York for fifteen years." Saint Peter looked at his list and smiled. "Welcome Mr. Wilson. Take this silken robe and this golden staff and enter the gates of Heaven." The taxi driver walked through the ...

A teacher ask one of her students about chemical formula for water.

TEACHER : "Brandon, what is the chemical formula for water?"


Brandon : "HIJKLMNO"


TEACHER : "What are u talking about?!"


Brandon : "Yesterday you said it's H to O"

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[Long] One of my favorite jokes from BoJack Horseman

Okay so there's this gardener right?
So the amazing thing about this gardener is that he always knows exactly how many bags of mulch he needs for a job, just by looking. Like he gets it right, every time. He's the best.
So one day, he looks at a yard he's working on and he's like... 18 bags. S...

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[DARK HUMOR]If all these wounded children are crisis actors like some assholes are claiming then they deserve Oscars.

Not since Brandon Lee has someone been willing to take a bullet for an acting role.

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