So the FBI only interviewed ten people in the Brett Cavanaugh investigation, despite getting thousands of leads.

I guess their tip line was actually a “just the tip” line.

My name is Brett but my Spanish speaking friends call me

Pan.

Brett Kavanaugh has stated that he will not be pressured into withdrawing his Supreme Court bid by the allegations made against him.

He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.

What is justice Brett Kavanaugh’s first case?

Coors Light

How does Brett Favre pronounce Wednesday?

Wednesday

It's hard to believe Brett Kavanaugh is a judge.

It sounds like the guy's never been able to pass a bar in his life.

Worried about his Supreme Court confirmation, Brett Kavanaugh decided to unwind by ordering a 16 year old whiskey.

She refused to drink it.

Brett Kavanaugh was questioned by police for throwing ice at a guy during a bar fight in 1985

Just ice served

George W. Bush, Clarence Thomas, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and Brett Kavanaugh all competed in a spelling bee...

Surprisingly, George W. Bush won.



He was the only contestant to spell "harass" as one word.

A silver lining about this Brett Kavanaugh situation

is that the phrase “sober as a judge” is waaaay more applicable to my life.

What is Brett Kavanaugh's favorite part of a baseball game?

The bottom of the fifth.

The GOP have placed all their chips on Brett Kavanaugh

They don't believe in plan B

Brett Kavanaugh's two favorite drinks :

1. Beer
2. Red Red Wine.

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I tried to kill a spider with axe body spray.

It didn’t work. Now it’s name is Brett, it won’t stop hitting on my girlfriend, and it won’t shut the fuck up about CrossFit.

Brett Favre reveals 'scary' memory loss

says he is not going back to play Pro Basketball

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My friend taught me something interesting: the swastika is an ancient Indian religious symbol, only appropriated recently by Hitler as a symbol of hate.

I said, “Brett, that’s interesting, but are you really going to explain that to every employer that asks about your tattoo?“

Three men end up in hell

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell h...

I'm the most hated person in the Senate

Ted Cruz: I'm the most hated person in the Senate.

Susan Collins: Hold my beer.

Brett Kavanaugh: Who said beer?

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3 drunk guys entered the taxi

The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, ''We have reached our destination''. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said ''Thank you!.'' The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd guy knew what he did...

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