Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Hellen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson, Hellen Keller never heard the bell
I'm one of the few people willing to step into a boxing ring with Mike Tyson
Because I'm an organ donor, it'd be a charity event.
Lets face it English is a stupid language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England
French Fries Were Not Invented In France.
We Sometimes Take English For Granted
But If We Examine Its Paradoxes We Find That:
Quicksand Takes You Down Slowly
Boxing Rings Are Square
And A Guinea Pig Is Neither From Guinea Nor Is It A Pig.
If Writers Write, H...
What kind of ring isn't round?
A boxing ring
The teacher told her class to draw a ring.
Johnny drew a perfect square.
The teaches said,”Johnny why didn’t you draw a ring??”
“I did. It’s a boxing ring!!”
Where did the English teacher and the student fight?
in the MLA boxing ring
ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE
Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English fo...
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