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Boxing Jokes

I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing.

He said, “Knock yourself out!”

During my boxing career, I was the 2nd best boxer in my country.

I fought in over 100 fights, and came 2nd every single time.

Why do Pirates always win boxing matches?

They have a killer hook.

My Ex reminds me of a boxing ring.

It’s not unusual to find three men inside her.

I just lost a boxing match in Transylvania

I was working for Dracula part time and had to run an errand half way through. Referee said I was apparently out for the Count.

Why is fisherman bad at boxing?

Cause he only throws hooks

My friend was wondering if he should explore his kinks about masochism and boxing

I said knock yourself out.

How is Korean boxing like baseball?

They always knock out one of the Parks.

What do you call the queue to a boxing match?

The punchline

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Sal the boxing promoter gets a call Saturday morning of fight night

“Hey boss, it’s Joe at the gym. Big Frank’s had an accident and broke his thumb. He can’t fight for a month”
Sal goes into a melt down. Big Frank was his heavyweight prospect and the headline of that nights card in the Big Apple. Faced with refunding the tickets he gets on the phone to all the ot...

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television.

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Hellen Keller with a Tommy gun?

Mike Tyson, Hellen Keller never heard the bell

Could you imagine taking a punch from someone that played Muhammad Ali, a boxing legend, in a movie??

Chris got lucky it was just a slap! Good thing Will's fist was as open as his marriage.

Mr. T was asked for his comments before his celebrity boxing match with Dave Grohl, he responded with

"I pity the Foo"

What does a boxing comedian need?

A good punchline.

Did you hear about the pirate that one the boxing championship?

He took down all his challengers with one right hook

What do you call two rabbits in a fist fight?

Hare knuckle boxing.

What does a rapping goat call their verbal drum skills?

Bleat boxing

A boxing match is about to start..

A boxing match is about to start.

An ex-criminal steps on the scale and weighs in at 90kg.

Next up.. a professional athlete weighing in at 85kg.

Gotta weigh the pros and cons

Edit but not actually an edit : it's dumb, I'm aware

A Journalist Visits a Boxing Gym...

A reporter for a well known New York newspaper was visiting a boxing gym, to investigate the importance of boxing to New York's culture. This gym had a reputation for producing some of the toughest boxers in today's game, but no one knew how. To get the most authentic story possible, he signed himse...

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[NSFW] I had my first boxing match yesterday

It reminded me of the time I lost my virginity, I was bloody and really sore, but at least my dad came

“A Beginner’s Guide to Boxing”

- By Bob Andweave

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