I drove into town to try a new boxing simulator.

I left my house at 8am and drove into town to try the new boxing simulator that had been installed at a famous fighters gym.

I thought to myself that leaving at 8am might be a bit late and the queue might be rather long by now. But I really wanted to have a go.

The boxing simulator lo...

During my boxing career, I was the 2nd best boxer in my country.

I fought in over 100 fights, and came 2nd every single time.

I'm one of the few people willing to step into a boxing ring with Mike Tyson

Because I'm an organ donor, it'd be a charity event.

Why did the crowd boo at the comedian when he lost at boxing?

He didn't use his punchline.

I would tell a joke about boxing

But there are too many punchlines

My boxing student quit so I think I’m going to replace her with my stylist.

I remember that she said she was proud of her bob and weave.

Who would win their weight class in a boxing match, athletes or prisoners?

Not sure, you have to weigh out the pros and cons

My friends dragged me to an elephant boxing match the other day...

... I had a terrible time. It was impossible to tell the fighters apart; they both had gray trunks!

Why is it called "Boxing"?

Because "Fisting" was already taken.

I'm addicted to Boxing Day sandwiches.

I'll have to go cold turkey.

“A Beginner’s Guide to Boxing”

- By Bob Andweave

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How is doing sexual favors for drugs like a boxing match?

They're both blow for blow

I’ve never really understood how jokes work

So one day I told my friends I was going to be doing some comedy. I even got a bouncer and rolled out a red carpet for this big event. I texted everyone I knew. I was so excited for it. However, when my friends showed up and saw me standing at the end of the carpet with boxing gloves on, they turned...

When Joe Louis was asked who had hit him the hardest during his boxing career, he replied,

“That’s easy—Uncle Sam!”

What do you say when someone who's Double Jointed uses their gift to win a boxing match?

Weird flex but K.O.

Your dad does the vacuuming in boxing gloves

Calls himself Dyson Fury

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There was a boxing match. One of the boxers decided to punch his opponent in the groin.

It was a dick move.

A man is looking for the infamous boxing lion

It escaped from the zoo early sunday morning, all around jokes ville
He strolled Down clown lane
His friends looked out from the jesters nest
Around the dad pun roundabout
No sight of it.

So, they went on reddit's very own r/jokes

They looked in the title
They looked in ...

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