I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing.

He said, “Knock yourself out!”

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television.

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

During my boxing career, I was the 2nd best boxer in my country.

I fought in over 100 fights, and came 2nd every single time.

Mr. T was asked for his comments before his celebrity boxing match with Dave Grohl, he responded with

"I pity the Foo"

Why do Pirates always win boxing matches?

They have a killer hook.

What does a boxing comedian need?

A good punchline.

I wanted to post a joke about boxing...

...but i forgot the punch line.

Did you hear about the pirate that one the boxing championship?

He took down all his challengers with one right hook

A meth addict tried boxing for the first time yesterday.

He got hooked.

My computer always wins when we play chess

But it's no match for me in kick-boxing.

Box

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked. “I’m a Paralympian,” he replied. “Boxing?” “No, … hurdles.”

Lets face it English is a stupid language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England

French Fries Were Not Invented In France.

We Sometimes Take English For Granted

But If We Examine Its Paradoxes We Find That:

Quicksand Takes You Down Slowly

Boxing Rings Are Square

And A Guinea Pig Is Neither From Guinea Nor Is It A Pig.

If Writers Write, H...

The world's scariest boxing partner

You know who's tough to beat in a fight? Elton John. Even when you think you've got him beat, he's still standing, better than he's ever been; looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid.

I'm one of the few people willing to step into a boxing ring with Mike Tyson

Because I'm an organ donor, it'd be a charity event.

“A Beginner’s Guide to Boxing”

- By Bob Andweave

My boxing student quit so I think I’m going to replace her with my stylist.

I remember that she said she was proud of her bob and weave.

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[NSFW] I had my first boxing match yesterday

It reminded me of the time I lost my virginity, I was bloody and really sore, but at least my dad came

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Dating is often like boxing...

You have to go for your weight class.

I'm addicted to Boxing Day sandwiches.

I'll have to go cold turkey.

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