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Heard about the viral YouTuber booted out of the Flat Earth Society?

They caught him trying to expand his sphere of influence.

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I got booted off the plane today and put on the no-fly list.

All I did was greet my friend Jack.

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So I booted up Fortnite twice simultaneously, and it turned into a zombie survival game

It was 28 Days Later

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It's kinda embarrassing, but I have a fetish for business software. So today I booted up my computer and started the dirty talk.

... unfortunately, it wasn't Intuit.

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