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I heard Miley Cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot

She plays Hannibal Montannibal.
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Did you know that they're rebooting the Teletubbies in South-East Asia?

At first I'd read that it was due to be set in Vietnam, but then I realised that it was a Thai Po.
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How do you reboot a Computer?

By calling a Cobbler.



\*I tried posting in r/DadJokes but didn't have the Karma req..
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I'm getting sick of all these reboots of old classics

Cold War (2022) is not as good as the original.
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The King Of The Hill reboot is going to have Hank working in a BDSM store

He's going to be selling pro-pain accessories.
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Marvel is working on a Spiderman reboot for Greek audiences

Featuring the adventures of Pita Parker
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Justin Timberlake to star in Dark Crystal reboot

Working title: "Bringing Skeksis Back"
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Reboot scuttled?

I heard there has been a lot of recent talk for a remake of the Highlander! I was really excited for the news but then heard that there can only be one.
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Guess which film franchise reboot would score millions now?

The Mask.
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Microsoft is working on software for self-driving vehicles.

I can't wait until my car suddenly stops in the middle of the highway and reboots to install updates.
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Should Ryan Reynolds star as Gatsby in The Great Gatsby reboot?

I mean he has already been green lantern AND deadpool.
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Have you heard about the new blockbuster movie that's coming out that is not a sequel, reboot or remake?

Neither have I.
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All these women-casted movie reboots

The studios behind the women-casted reboot movies must be making a fortune by cutting their labor costs by 30%
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What did x æ a-12 got when he was given a lithium iron battery, to reboot himself?

Li-Fe
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Tina Turner was asked to invest in a rom-com reboot of Stephen King's clown movie

She asked, "what's love got to do with *It*?"
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They could reboot the Fast and Furious franchise movies as Pirate movies and call them Avast ye Furious

Because they should stop and not do that
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Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared...

I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*
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Who is D.C. Movies most dangerous villain?

Mr. Reboot
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A goalkeeper and a striker are arguing over who's the better writer in their soccer team.

Their argument becomes so heated that their coach suggests that they do an essay-writing competition. The two teammates agree.

The next day, the two of them are told to spend 2 hours typing an essay on the team's history and tactics on two old-fashioned desktop computers with attached printer...
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What's the difference between a frog giving a speech and the worst thing Netflix has ever done?

One is Ribbit Ribbit the other is Reboot Reboot.
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Humans go through reincarnation. What do shoes go through?

A reboot.
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It request

Can someone put in an IT request to reboot the reality server. This one seams to be not working very well. Viruses and overheating and stuff.
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A wealthy Saudi man comes home one day and finds his two wives fighting about which one he loves more.

As he tries to reassure both of them that he cares for them equally, one asks “if we were all out on your yacht and it started sinking, and you could only save one of us, which would you save?”

The man ponders for a moment, turns to the other wife, takes her hands in his, and says “my dearest...
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Why did the robot go to the shoe shop?

To get rebooted
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The new priest decides to automatise his church

He hires a programmer to make as many systems as possible, passing most of the grunt work to computers. Donations can be done through PayPal, and credit cards are accepted for paying the tithe. Alexa buys the flowers and candles on schedule while also controlling the lights and the doors. Finally, t...

I got boots for my birthday then regifted them

It was a reboot
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Religion is like a movie

The Torah is the first one, the New Testament is the sequel. The Qur'an is a reboot of the second - there's still Jesus, but he's not the main character anymore.

* Jews like the first movie, but ignore the sequels.
* Christians like the first two, but the third doesn't count.
* Muslims...

The office servers and network were suddenly incredibly slow...

Emails and messages weren’t been sent out and requests to access shared drives were timing out. Virtual meetings were coming to a standstill. It was serious.

The IT dept revved into action and started diagnosing everything - from the cables to the servers themselves to electrical supply to ...
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

Joe Biden:...
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If Dr. Seuss wrote instruction manuals.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-...

Top 5 Ways to Build Trust Once it is Broken

5. Do what you say
4. Honor your promises
3. Tell the truth
2. Speak from the heart
1. Remove from the domain and then add back into the domain after a reboot.
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Center for Disease Control Warning

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your collea...
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