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Cleat Jokes

A guy sits down on a bench next to a Thai kid wearing soccer cleats.

"So, who are you rooting for in the World Cup Final?" the man asks, noticing the soccer gear.

"I don't know, who's playing?" the boy answers.

"Jesus Christ, have you been under a rock or something?"

What did the popular astrophysicist's father say to him after his cleat came undone at soccer practice?

"Kneel in the grass and tie, son."

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Co-workers eyelid story

So I have this co-worker. He's in his mid 60s or so. He was telling me that when he was 14, he was playing baseball and while sliding into 2nd base, the short stops cleat caught him in the eye and tore his eyelid off.
This was in around 1965 or so and skin grafting wasn't really a thing then, so...

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Making yachts during the coronavirus lockdown

I have a friend named Pete who makes yachts for a living. Pete was quite worried about the virus as he thought not many people would be in the market for one of his nice boats. His yachts are big, sturdy, and beautiful, but primarily they're designed for big groups of people. Who's going to want to ...

Second half centipede

The animals and the insects were always competing as to which group was greater. The insects argued that they were greater in number and more diversified. The animals argued they rat were more highly developed and had greater abilities.
To prove which group was greater they agreed to have a foot...

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