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Blooded Jokes

Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew?

All the ones I have met have been Jew-ish

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when

a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.”
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘d...

What's the difference between hot blooded manslaughter and cold blooded premeditated murder

A few degrees.

A detective walks away from a crime scene "another cold blooded murderer"

"what's turning all these lizards to crime?"

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