An awful joke that popped into my head

What do you give a dog that graduates from university?

A pedigree

As I was walking my dog...

... A pretty girl came up to me and said, "What a lovely looking dog! Is he pedigreed?"

I replied "He sure is. Passed obedience school on his first try!"

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A chaste wife went to a pet store...

... to buy her husband a pet for their anniversary. All of the pedigree animals were too expensive and she began to pout, visibly. One of the store's tellers asked what was wrong and she explained her circumstances.

“Well... we have a specially trained frog for $24.99”, he said.

She ex...

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