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Blood Clot Jokes

What did the vein say to the pessimistic blood clot?

Ay, be positive.

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A man has a dangerous blood clot

And needs to have his leg amputated.

Unfortunately, the doctor amputates the wrong leg in surgery. Realizing his mistake while the patient is still under, he amputates the correct leg.

When he comes to, the Dr. says, "Mr. Jones, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is unfortun...

What was the last thing that went through Joseph Stalin’s mind before he died?

A blood clot

My grandad said there’s gangs at his retirement village

The blood clots and the cripples
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