Blood Cell Jokes - 16 Hilarious Blood Cell Jokes

What did the blood cell say before it died in an artery?

I will not die in vein!

Two blood cells met and fell in love...

But alas, it was all in vein.

What did one blood cell say to another blood cell that was having a bad day?

B positive

Why should red blood cells never say 'jesus christ!'

Because you never take the lord's name in vain

TIL Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type "O".

I guess you can call it a typo.

Two red blood cells are talking to two platelets...

One red blood cell says "I heard you two finally tied the clot!"

The other says "Coagulations!"

When you think about it, a blood cell’s life is truly futile...

After all, its whole life is lived in vein.

Doctors say Rudy Giuliani's white blood cells count was low

but he’s demanding a recount.

If your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic

Let that sink in

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Apparently the horniest women lack the most red blood cells. Damn..

Anaemia chick like that.

I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published.

It was all in vein.

Why was the red blood cell banned from church today?

Because he said God's name in vein.

Why should white blood cells never discuss God?

Because they would be using the lord's name in vein

What do you call the iron-stealing, oxygen-depleting metalloproteins that lurk in the red blood cells of all vertebrates?

Hemogoblins.

Hey girl...

If the amount of blood cells you have is the same as your phone number, how much blood cells would you have?

What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in?

A white blood cell.

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