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Cold Blooded Jokes

What's the difference between hot blooded manslaughter and cold blooded premeditated murder

A few degrees.

A detective walks away from a crime scene "another cold blooded murderer"

"what's turning all these lizards to crime?"

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What do you call a man who is half dog and half lizard?

A cold blooded son of a bitch.

Did you hear about the snake that killed animals for fun?

He was a cold blooded murderer

What's the difference between an eel and a lawyer?

One's an ugly, slimy, scaly, cold blooded parasitic scum-sucking bottom-feeder,



and the other is a fish that's shaped like a snake.

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The C.I.A. is hiring a new assassin

Three men apply for the job, a 25 year old, a 35 year old, and a 55 year old. They interview the the 25 year old first.

The interviewer slides a loaded Glock to the man and says, "We need a cold blooded killer for this job. We have your wife tied up in that closet over there. If you kill ...

At the mental health clinic.

A fresh patient arrives and is being guided around by a staff member.


"This right here is John" sais the staffer "he is a paranoid delusional"


"Oh dear!" speaks the newbie "do you really think they are out to get you?"


"No!" shrieks John, tears running down his eyes,...

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