The female bathtub looked at the male bathtub’s flaccid dick and laughed at how small it was. To which the male bathtub replied: ”I’m a bathtub, not a shower.”
A company made toy Titanics, but they weren't meant to be used in bathtubs.
They were made for the sink.
A wife finds a bathtub on her kitchen table.
A wife comes home and finds her husband sitting next to a new bathtub on the kitchen table. Shocked, she asks him where it came from.
“Well,” he says. “I went out today to pick up some tiles for our bathroom. So, I walked around the store, looking for the perfect color, when I saw the perfec...
This weather forecast extinguished my hope for a good day. They predicted 20% showers...
and 80% bathtubs.
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