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A company made toy Titanics, but they weren't meant to be used in bathtubs.

They were made for the sink.

A wife finds a bathtub on her kitchen table.

A wife comes home and finds her husband sitting next to a new bathtub on the kitchen table. Shocked, she asks him where it came from.

“Well,” he says. “I went out today to pick up some tiles for our bathroom. So, I walked around the store, looking for the perfect color, when I saw the perfec...

This weather forecast extinguished my hope for a good day. They predicted 20% showers...

and 80% bathtubs.
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