What do you call a hardened criminal from Crete?

Con-crete

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There once was a man named Jerome

There once was a man named Jerome

Who liked to jerk off when not home

He once pulled his meat

From London to Crete

And didn't switch hands until Rome.

Did you hear about the Greek bricklayer who lied a lot?

He would always con Crete.

Joke from my neighbour, Slade.

What do you call a sidewalk that swindles you out of your money?

CON-crete

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