Bargains Jokes - 3 Hilarious Bargains Jokes

I recently taught my daughter the definition of bargain

She said “thanks dad that means a great deal”

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I went to a brothel and met a prostitute

I asked her what are the prices?
She said:

£20 for a hand job

£50 for a blow job

£80 for sex

And for £120, i'll do anything!

Anything hmmm....

She's now fitting my downstairs bathroom and repainting my living room.
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What do you call a hobbit who’s a savvy shopper?

Bilbo Bargains

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