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Dicker Jokes

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My wife asked me why I always haggle with the cute lady at the farmers market.

I said "Because I lover her melons and I always want to dicker!"

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Did you hear about the prostitute who liked to haggle over her prices?

Customers are encouraged to dicker.

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A man visited his neighbors yard sale.

He looked around and saw that there was a motorboat he was interested in. "Hey, neighbor, how much do are you asking for the boat?" "Oh... how about 12,000.00? I think my wife is cheating on me and I need the money for a lawyer." "I know a great divorce lawyer. I'll get you a discount if you sell me...

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