What do you call a song that get you laid?

A banger.

I'll see my self out

R. Kelly certainly released some major bangers throughout his career

Its the minor banging that was the issue.

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What do you call a sexual film that is a hit?

A banger

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Why do gang bangers have so many babymamas?

Cause all they do is pull up, they don't pull out

4 blondes were hiking in a forest.

4 blondes were hiking in a forest when they were caught by the forest tribe.

All of them were brought before the chief. The chief looked at them and said “All of you will be sacrificed to appease our goddess who will then bless us with rain.”

The 4 blondes started crying loudly and ple...

What do you call an Asian head-banger?

Neegan

What is a British rockstar’s favorite meal?

Head bangers and mosh pit-tatoes

What do you call a Call of Duty player's instant rap single?

A Flash-Banger

What do you call an English one night stand?

Banger and Dash

What do you call a pro-choice music festival?

Bangers for Hangers

Why are you here??

An old man in the confessional goes like this:

"Well, Father, it happened so that I was driving in the country late at night when my banger gave up and broke down. It was dark, there was nobody around, I can't get my head around smartphones so I walked as far as the nearest settlement, went t...

Men at work (1930's)

Three men are working a construction site. One man is Irish, one Italian, and one Polish. Every day the men eat lunch together. The Irishman opens his lunch and it's bangers and mash. It has been bangers and mash every day since he's started the job. He says to the other men, "If I get bangers and m...

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Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the
reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone
4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christma...

I want to make a music playlist titled: "Sausages"

Cause every song on it is a banger

Logan Paul...

Certainly started this year off with an absolute hanger of a video!

Banger... I meant banger.

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