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Banger Jokes

R. Kelly certainly released some major bangers throughout his career

Its the minor banging that was the issue.

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Why do gang bangers have so many babymamas?

Cause all they do is pull up, they don't pull out

My friend came down with a flu... then started singing 80s bangers.

We think he may have the MySharona Virus.

Have you heard the song about the pork sausage?

It's a banger.

What do you call an Asian head-banger?

Neegan

I just wrote a song about a sausage that I like to serve with mashed potatoes.

It's a banger.

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What do you call a sexual film that is a hit?

A banger

What do you call a song that get you laid?

A banger.

I'll see my self out

Logan Paul...

Certainly started this year off with an absolute hanger of a video!

Banger... I meant banger.

What do you call a Call of Duty player's instant rap single?

A Flash-Banger

What do you call an English one night stand?

Banger and Dash

What is a British rockstar’s favorite meal?

Head bangers and mosh pit-tatoes

What do you call a pro-choice music festival?

Bangers for Hangers

4 blondes were hiking in a forest.

4 blondes were hiking in a forest when they were caught by the forest tribe.

All of them were brought before the chief. The chief looked at them and said “All of you will be sacrificed to appease our goddess who will then bless us with rain.”

The 4 blondes started crying loudly and ple...

Why are you here??

An old man in the confessional goes like this:

"Well, Father, it happened so that I was driving in the country late at night when my banger gave up and broke down. It was dark, there was nobody around, I can't get my head around smartphones so I walked as far as the nearest settlement, went t...

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Timmy's Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the
reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I
would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for
Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christm...

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