Why can’t T-Rex clap their hands?

Because they’re extinct.

Now clap....

So this joke comes from my once was uncle...

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

She asks him to come to her flat.

They begin to engage in coitus.

She asks him to finger her.

He does.

She tells him "harder... faster.... more"

So he puts a third finger in....

If you're procrastinating and you know it, clap your hands!!!

I'll clap later...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Once at a gig, Bono stopped everything and asked the crowd for complete silence. He started slowly clapping his hands and he said “every time I clap my hands, a starving child in Africa dies....”

....and then one man in the crowd shouted “well then stop clapping your hands then you cunt!”

Is manual arousal unhealthy?

Using two hands can result in the clap!

I’ve had the clap so many times now...

It’s more like a round of applause.

Why is it that when other people wear their uniforms in the airport people clap?

But when I wear my uniform people shout things like

"It's an escaped convict! Run!"

What would be a bad gift for an epileptic teenage boy?

Clap on lights

I've had the clap at least 12 times

At this point it should really be called the applause

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